ok, so mahilig tayong mga asians na kumain ng mga exotic animal parts, pero don’t you think we are going into extremes when people start eating their own penis.
siguro gusto niyang maging soprano.
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Category Archives: WEIRD BUT TRUE
LONGGANISANG TUTUO
here i am back in singapore, riding the bus and train on the way to work. picking up the free newspaper at the train station so i won’t get bored on the 45 minutes that it takes me to travel from home to office.
inside the train: there i am, reading the weird news that once in a while pops up in the otherwise boring singapore newspapers…. whoa!!!! mahalagang weirdong balita ito: isang lalaki sa malaysia ang pumutol, nagluto at kumain ng sarili niyang pagkalalaki kahapon.
kundi ba naman sira ulo! puputol lang ng tarugo eh linggo pa ginawa. GAGO!
KUMAIN NG MONGGO CONTRA SARS
i shit you not, this is a true story
balita ngayon sa cnn… doon daw sa cambodia, may mga taong naniniwala raw na kapag kumain ka ng ginisang monggo tuwing alas dose ng madaling araw ng miyerkoles, di ka magkakaroon ng SARS.
(pregnant pause…)
ang paniniwala ko naman, pag kumain ka ng ginisang monggo at saka lechon kawali na may sawsawang sukang maanghang na may toyo tuwing lunes ng gabi, eh mabubusog ka.
ANG ZORRO NG SINGAPORE
dear mommy,
nandito pa rin kami ni jet sa singapore at nag-iingat pa rin sa SARS. mahigpit na rito – 2 beses na kaming pinaparecord ng temperature sa opisina. pati nga rito sa bahay ay nag-lalagay na kami ng face mask. di na rin kami lumalabas ng bahay dahil baka pagtawanan kami ng mga tao. sana ay mawala na itong epidemic na ito para naman makauwi kami sa june… at saka para makilala na ako ng boss ko.
ingat diyan,
Zorro
p.s. ito nga pala ang ginamit ko nung nag audition ako kay stanley kubrick. sa kasawiang-palad, si tom cruise ang kinuha, bwakanginangyan. di bale, next time na lang siguro… kaya lang namatay na si kubrick eh. gagawa kaya si spielberg ng “eyes close-open”?
DEDICATED TO THE ONE I HEART
Gusto ko lang i-dedicate ang susunod na awitin sa aking maybahay na si Jet, ang ex-nurse na may kaakit-akit. mylab, para sa iyo itong susunod na kanta ng Allman Brothers Band, na pinamagatang “Blue Sky”. hehehe… para tayong may programa sa radyo.
Killer-litter woman
SINGAPORE: Killer-litter woman acquitted
A 50-YEAR-OLD woman who threw furniture, documents and her five cats from her ninth-floor Housing Board flat, has been let off with a warning. Ms Kaye Lea was acquitted by a magistrate’s court yesterday after the prosecution withdrew the charge against her for committing a rash act that endangered people.
She had been charged with throwing a wooden chair, a cardboard box of documents, three paperback books and a box of clothing from her Clementi Avenue 4 flat in October last year. According to newspaper reports then, she also flung out the five cats.
The former legal executive was said to have quit her job because of health problems. She was remanded at the Institute of Mental Health for two weeks for an assessment.
She was subsequently released on bail.
AHIT RUBY
LONDON (Reuters) – Men who don’t shave every day enjoy less sex and are 70 percent more likely to suffer a stroke than daily shavers, a new study shows.
buti na lang, nag-aahit ruby ako araw-araw.
HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
Singapore, THE RING, mali mali naman: kanina sa mrt, may 2 pinay na naman akong nakatabi na nag-uusap ng malakas. pinagkukwentuhan nila ang pelikulang “the ring”. habang nakikinig ako, napansin ko, mali-mali ang kwento ni bruha sa kasama niyang bruha. hehehe… pati ako nalito sa istorya, eh kakapanood pa lang namin dito nung sabado.
LAUAN, KABASTUSAN NG PAGKABINATA, PART 2
to continue about Lauan ang OPUS DEI…. yung in-charge sa study center ay in charge din sa spiritual welfare ng mga members. mayron silang mga counseling sessions para sa mga tulad naming immature high school students na utu-uto. during the counseling.
ito ang typical Q&A:
OPUS DEI: “Nick, do you masturbate?”.
HORNY STUDENT: “well…uh, eh, yes…”
OPUS DEI: “how frequently?”
HORNY STUDENT: “often”
OPUS DEI: “how often?”
HORNY STUDENT: “uh, ah… everyday!”
LAUAN, KABASTUSAN NG PAGKABINATA, PART 1
lauan (isang klaseng philippine hard wood) ang pangalan ng isang study center sa may qc na pag-aari ng opus dei… hindi laong-laan (ever-ready), na isang pen name ni jose rizal. ito ang ginamit nya nung pinublish ang tulang “las flores de heidelberg” (ang tula ng mga OFW) sa la solidaridad nung dec 15, 1889. ngayon, kalye na rin ito sa sampaloc – hehehehe. but i digress, let me proceed…
Batang Kaning Lamig 