space oddity

ang dahilan kung bakit gusto kong maging astronaut ay para makanta ang “space oddity” ni bowie from outer space. kaya lang, nalaman ko na ako’y color blind at ang pangarap kong maging astronaut ay naunsyami.

pero salamat kay commander hadfield dahil tinutuo niya ang pangarap ko. i now live my dream vicariously through him.

π

happy π day. mayroon kaming klasmeyt sa notre dame, si pareng egay. kabisado niya ang value ng Pi hanggang sa 35th place. what for? becuase he can.

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Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years

progressive ako sa paniniwala ko tungkol sa science at religion. first of all, disciple ako ni darwin at matindi ang pananampalataya ko sa evolution. hindi ako naniniwala na 5000 years old lang ang mundo natin at hindi rin ako naniniwala na true story ang kwento tungkol kay adam at eve. nung bata ako, parati kong naiisip na kung tutuo talaga ang kwento nila, saan galing yung gagang napangasawa ni cain?

pero kahit naman medyo modern ang beliefs ko, old fashioned din naman ako sa mga ibang bagay – halimbawa, gusto ko ang music ni frank sinatra at ayoko nang walang buhok ang pekpek. sino ba kasing siraulong brazilian ang nagpauso nito?

VESTIGIAL CHARACTERISTICS AS A FORM OF THE MORPHOLOGICAL EVIDENCE OF NATURAL SELECTION

why do male mammals (including human males) have nipples?

why indeed? unless magkakaroon kami ng gatas anytime soon, wala talaga itong function. well, except the fact na nakakapag tanggal ng init ng ulo pag ito’y nadilaan. it also leads to third leg stiffness. BWAHAHA. personally, i kind of like my nipples even though these vestiges are evolutionary dead ends. why do i like them? tumitigas kasi ito whenever i’m aroused. you can read more about natural selection, male nipples as evolutionary dead ends and the legacy of darwin sa latest issue ng national geographic.

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SATURN IS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR ANUS

kung nasa bahay kayo, open your TV sets, pumunta sa national geographic channel (9:30-12:30 GMT+8) at panoorin ang pagdating ni cassini. pagtapos ng pitong taon na space travel, the space craft “CASSINI-HUYGENS” will be inserted into the ringed planet saturn. very tricky nga yung orbit insertion dahil papasok yung space craft sa pagitan ng saturn at ng kanyang mga rings (tapos through the gap in the rings itself). if you’re online and at work, pwede kayong sumilip sa “live webcast”. huwag lang kayong papahuli sa bossing niyo at baka magkaroon naman kayo ng ring around your necks.

kaunti lang ang pinagpapasalamat natin sa mga amerikano lately dahil sa mga kagaguhan ng foreign policy ni dubya and company. but this is one time na ok ang mga kano. this euro-american mission will last for four years (maybe more). in that time, it will bring discoveries that will make us richer as a species. our children will dream and wonder again and perhaps look to a future that is beyond war and poverty and all that crap.

iniisip ko nga, kung nilaan na lang ni dubya sa space exploration ang 87 Billion fucking dollars na ginastos niya sa iraq, baka malayo pa ang narating ng gobyerno niya in terms of goodwill. pwede rin perhaps para sa aids research, or for poverty and third world debt. do you know what $87 billion buys? click here and find out weep.

BRAIN FOOD

“Sex makes you clever”… sinasabi ko na nga ba eh! kaya pala, i’m a fucking genius.

matagal nang palaisipan sa mga scientist ang evolutionary explanation ng sexual intercourse sa propagation ng species. binanggit ito ng idol kong carl sagan sa kanyang librong “shadows of forgotten ancestors”. bakit daw naimbento ang sex para magparami? bakit pa raw kailangang mag engage pa sa kung ano-anong mga rituals and excert so much time and effort just to be able to propagate.

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