you know what they say about men with big feet, right?
they have big shoes.
they have big shoes
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Up, Up and Away!
kung sa pilipinas nag landing ang spaceship ni superman at ang nakapulot sa kanya ay ang mag-asawang jejomar at luzviminda cruz:
“it’s not an S,” he says. “on my world, it means sungaw.”
“why sungaw?” asked lois lane.
“because when i was ten, i went to the albularyo to be circumcised” said superman, “and the razor could not penetrate the foreskin. ayan tuloy – sungaw!”
“well, here it’s an ‘S’,” replies lois. “how about … ‘Sup…”
“supot?” said superman.
“not supot, gago” replies lois. “i was thinking why not… superman”
english translation ng kawawang cowboy
I am the poor cowboy
My bubble gum is fermented fruit
My lunch is always cassava
My older sister and brother
My mom, dad, grandma, the whole family
They are all not cowboys
I am a vagabond, alone
The horse that I have has a button.
The poor cowboy
Has a gone with no bullets
Has a pocket but without money
I am the cowboy
Always alone
My horse has no feet
And my underwear has a hole.
ang mga pinakikinggan kong podcast
pagtapos ng ilang taong pakikinig ng ibat-ibang mga podcast, tatlo na lang ang natirang matibay sa iPhone ko na parati kong pinakikinggan.
bakit eto na lang? kasi, ang tatlong podcast na ito ay, bukod sa marami akong natututunan eh, nakakaaliw pa sila’t nakakatawa. hindi sila… ano ba sa tagalog ang pretentious?
Refrain of “Prophylactic Blues”
say goodbye to superstition,
say hello to the reproductive revolution,
believe in the binomial distribution,
we’re in the precipice of an emergent evolution.
2nd stanza of “Prophylactic Blues”
our parish priest, he says pray and with god’s grace you’ll pull through
but he doesn’t have 12 kids, he can’t tell me what to do
all he does is accost and confront
he’s a cunt who doesn’t have a cunt
1st stanza of “Prophylactic Blues”
i have 12 kids and i don’t want any anymore,
i love to fuck but raising kids is such a big chore,
i wake up everyday in a sausage curl,
i want to wear a condom but i can’t – i’m a girl.
you say you want a revolution
note to self: great title for 1st song of the Third World Condom band – “Prophylactic Blues”
Prophylactic Blues
note to self: great name for rock band – “Third World Condom”
someday never comes
kakabili ko nga pala ng bagong “wrote a song for everyone” CD ni fogerty at laman na ito ng playlist ko sa kotse at sa aking pagtakbo. isa sa paborito ko ang “someday never comes” for a number of reasons.
alam mo yung parating sinasabi ng mga matatanda na “balang araw, maiintindihan mo…” and you can fill in the blanks: balang araw, maiintindihan mo kung bakit ako umalis, kung bakit kami naghiwalay ng mommy mo, kung bakit walang perang pang enroll. para kay fogerty, BS lahat ng ito.
sabi niya “you better learn it fast; you better learn it young ’cause someday never comes, someday never comes”
