kung sa pilipinas nag landing ang spaceship ni superman at ang nakapulot sa kanya ay ang mag-asawang jejomar at luzviminda cruz:

“it’s not an S,” he says. “on my world, it means sungaw.”

“why sungaw?” asked lois lane.

“because when i was ten, i went to the albularyo to be circumcised” said superman, “and the razor could not penetrate the foreskin. ayan tuloy – sungaw!”

“well, here it’s an ‘S’,” replies lois. “how about … ‘Sup…”

“supot?” said superman.

“not supot, gago” replies lois. “i was thinking why not… superman”