say goodbye to superstition,
say hello to the reproductive revolution,
believe in the binomial distribution,
we’re in the precipice of an emergent evolution.
Refrain of “Prophylactic Blues”
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Monthly Archives: June 2013
2nd stanza of “Prophylactic Blues”
our parish priest, he says pray and with god’s grace you’ll pull through
but he doesn’t have 12 kids, he can’t tell me what to do
all he does is accost and confront
he’s a cunt who doesn’t have a cunt
1st stanza of “Prophylactic Blues”
i have 12 kids and i don’t want any anymore,
i love to fuck but raising kids is such a big chore,
i wake up everyday in a sausage curl,
i want to wear a condom but i can’t – i’m a girl.
you say you want a revolution
note to self: great title for 1st song of the Third World Condom band – “Prophylactic Blues”
Prophylactic Blues
note to self: great name for rock band – “Third World Condom”
someday never comes
kakabili ko nga pala ng bagong “wrote a song for everyone” CD ni fogerty at laman na ito ng playlist ko sa kotse at sa aking pagtakbo. isa sa paborito ko ang “someday never comes” for a number of reasons.
alam mo yung parating sinasabi ng mga matatanda na “balang araw, maiintindihan mo…” and you can fill in the blanks: balang araw, maiintindihan mo kung bakit ako umalis, kung bakit kami naghiwalay ng mommy mo, kung bakit walang perang pang enroll. para kay fogerty, BS lahat ng ito.
sabi niya “you better learn it fast; you better learn it young ’cause someday never comes, someday never comes”
Abdulkader Maroof Omar
dear unkyel batjay,
tulungan po ninyo ako. sa sobrang lungkot ko eh kanina, pinatulan ko na yung penpal kong si abdulkader maroof omar na taga iraq na parating nagpapadala ng email sa akin dahil gusto niyang manghingi ng pera para madala niya ang pamilya niya sa amerika.
nagmamahal,
gentle reader
dear uncle nick
birthday nga pala ni unkyel nick ngayon, ang inspirasyon ng “dear unkyel batjay“. sabi ng mommy ko, pag hinarap daw ako sa daddy ko at nagpaligsahan kami ng boses, ako raw ay mistulang boses kike.
maraming pinalaglag na panty ang boses ni uncle nick. yan ang dahilan kung bakit libo-libo ang kapatid ko sa labas. BWAHAHAHA.
Uncannylingus
Uncannylingus – out of the ordinary supernatural oral sex performed on a female using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female’s clitoris, vulva, or vagina.
cunnilingus
tinanong ni mang boy sa doktor niya kanina kung tutuo raw bang magkaka cancer ka kung panay ang cunnilingus mo (in tagalog, halik sa pekpek), tulad ng nangyari kay michael douglas. tinanong rin ni mang boy sa doktor niya kung ano ang side effects kung panay ang kiss ass niya sa kanyang boss.
Batang Kaning Lamig 