turducken

ngayong thanksgiving iniisip kong gumawa ng turducken.

sa mga hindi alam kung ano ito, ang turducken ay traditional thanksgiving dish gawa sa de-boned chicken na stuffed sa loob ng de-boned na duck, which is in turn stuffed sa loob ng de-boned na turkey.

kaya lang, ang sa akin ay turduckenkokak. oo manang masing, para rin siyang turducken, pero sa version ko eh mayroong palaka.

Happy Thanksgiving

Life is difficult. Everyday we’re faced with its complexities, its twists and its turns. Sometimes, it’s hard even to get out of bed. That’s why when the opportunity comes for a break, you need to stop what you’re doing, take time off and be with family.

This thanksgiving, go ahead and relax – be with your kids, hug your wife. If you’re not married, just choke your chicken.

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Pinatahimik na Karnabal

marami pa ring freak sa barrio talipapa pero wala na yung mga show. huminto na kasi ang karnabal. pinatahimik na siya ng makabagong aliw at nilibing na sa ala-ala ng masayang kabataan.

“miss ko na si aniway”, ang sabi ni mang lino, “naalala mo ba siya? yon yung mamang kumakain ng buhay na manok sa perya tuwing piyesta. ang balita ko eh nag migrate na siya sa canada.”

Pekpek Liempo

Binagoongan na Liempo. How do you say this in English? Shrimp Paste Pork Belly? Pork Belly that smells like sweaty betlog?

First time kong magluto nito and it’s spectacular, if I may say so myself. Kaya namam, itong darating na Thanksgiving, balak kong mag roast ng turkey pero bilang isang Asian, ang gagawin kong stuffing ay Yang Chow fried rice.

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sa mata ng panginoong diyos, lahat tayo ay pantay-pantay

case in point: pag sobrang laki ng tiyan mo, kahit ikaw pa si jollibee eh hindi mo makikita titi mo pag iihi ka.

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is that a banana or two in your pocket or are you just twice as happy to see me?

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