nagpagupit ako last weekend after postponing it for three weeks. hinahanap ko kasi muna ang suki kong barbero sa mga kalapit barbershops around our neighborhood. nag resign na kasi siya from the barbershop where i usually have my haircut. hindi ko makita ang lekat kaya naghanap na lang ako ng bago. ok, POP QUIZ (a’la keanu doon sa pelikulang “speed”):
TANONG: kung biglang nawala ang regular barber mo at mayron kang pagpipilian sa loob ng barberya na gugupit sa iyo, sinong pipiliin mo?
SAGOT: siyempre, pipiliin mo yung barbero na may pinakapangit ang gupit ng buhok.
rule of thumb: on the assumption that barbers in a barbershop cut each other’s hair, the best barber will always have the worst haircut.
kaya pinili ko eh itago na lang natin sa pangalan na “hipping kulelat”. he has a haircut that looks like a cross between jesus christ and michael jackson’s afro hairdo during the 70’s. believe me, it can’t get any worse than that.
ok naman ang kinalabasan. buhay pa rin naman siya hanggang ngayon.
