isa sa mga importanteng natutunan ko, habang umeebak sa australia #toilethumor
every now and then, bite off more than you can chew
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Category Archives: BUHAY OFW
Fuck you, Angela Lansbury
“We must sometimes take blame, women. I really do think that. Although it’s awful to say, we can’t make ourselves look as attractive as possible without being knocked down and raped.”
ang buhay ng biyahero
labing-anim na oras galing dallas papuntang hong-kong, limang oras na stop-over, tapos walong oras mula hong kong papuntang perth, australia. dalawamput-siyam na oras na biyahe sa buong kabuuan. sa dulo nito eh amoy kambing ka na’t ang gusto mo na lang gawin ay maligo dahil kating kati na ang betlog mo. gusto mo itong kamutin pero di mo magawa kasi nasa labas ka’t maraming tao ang makakakita kaya’t ang gagawin mo lang ay mag-isip ng ibang paksa at huwag pansinin ang kati.
kaminomoto
mang boy: ano pangalan ng oven ninyo?
kaminomoto.
mang boy: kaminomoto?
kaminomoto oven!
tourism police
kapag nagpunta ka sa beach na naka shorts, sandals at dress socks, huhulihin ka raw ng tourism police
kutis betlog pa rin
“oh, you’re so dark” ang salubong sa akin ng suki kong nagtitinda ng pansit #Asians – “what happened to tall and handsome?” ang balik ko sa kanya. matagal kasi kaming hindi nagkita, mang boy #KutisBetlogForeverandEver
Mexico Earthquake
i was in mexico city during the night of the big intensity 8.2 quake. tweeted i was safe and was contacted by CNN immediately.
how i survived the earthquake and lived to tell my experience 🙂 https://t.co/XyeEIuEEMU #MexicoEarthquake #batjaysworld #MexicoCity
— Jay David (@NicanorDavidJr) September 9, 2017
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the producers of CNN are exceptionally competent: in less than ten minutes, they were able to contact me, do a quick Q&A, and schedule a quick interview.
wish you were here
Daraan lamang nina Agat Morallos at Tina Balajadia
Di ko inakalang
Aabot sa dulo
Na magwawakas yaring pag-ibig mo
Parang isang awit
Minsa’y parang langit
Minsan mayron ding ligaya at pait
May lambing man ang himig
May tamis man ang titik
Balewala pa rin ang tinig
Mayro’ng hangganan
Mayro’ng katapusan
Akala’ y aabot kailanman
Pag-ibig mo pala ay daraan lamang
Dati’y laging nariyan
At inaawitan
Ang pusong akalang di ka bibitaw
Aking natutuhan
Ang ika’y hayaan
At tatanggaping di tayo kailanman
sino ako? ako ay sino?
hi mom – this song is for you. love you 🙂
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