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four horsemen of the apocalypse
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mcarthur park
this version is kick-ass. you know, i’ve always felt sad about the cake being left out in the rain. richard harris couldn’t take it, because it took so long for him to bake it. and worse, he’ll never have that recipe again.
oh noooooo!
dogzilla
ang tanghalian ngayon ay hatid sa inyo ng Dogzilla – “Not Your Typical Wiener”. i had a yaki dog. “what is a yaki dog?”, ang tanong ni mang boy. well mang boy, a yaki dog is a spicy hotdog topped with yakisoba noodles, bean sprouts, cabbage, green onions, okonomi sauce, ao nori, and red ginger on a king’s hawaiian roll bun.
masarap. ang lasa eh parang pinaghalong purefoods hotdog at pansit canton. oo mang boy, nagpacanton ako.
blowjob the goi cuon
ang tawag ko riyen eh lumpiang supot
peking duck
sabi ng peking duck sa katabi niyang peking duck: “tangina naman eh, kung saan-saan ka kasi nakatingin, yan tuloy nakabitin tayo ngayon”
Aaaah Ha Ha Haaaa!
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soft tofu
dinner is soft tofu and spinach, stir fried in garlic, chili, soy sauce and sesame oil. medyo maanghang ang timpla ko ngayon kaya malamang bukas ng umaga, bago pa sumikat ang haring araw eh mga limang beses akong uupo sa trono.
faith in the wok
wok with faith in your heart and you’ll never be alone. faith in the wok.
live long and fucking prosper
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