Medical News from our neighbor – para sa mga doctor nating kasama (hindi si dominic na electrical engineer, hehehe). Medicare Scare: News from Thailand… isang babaing na diagnose na may tumor sa tiyan ang inoperahan sa Thailand ng mga espesyalista doon. Nung binuksan nila ang tiyan ng ale ay nakita nila ang isang 6 month old fetus na buhay. Sinara agad nila ang tiyan ng ale at nag-apologize for the wrong diagnosis. Buti naman at di namatay ang bata.
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A HEALTHY SINGAPOREAN LIFESTYLE
Ako di na rin umiinom… wala kasi akong kainuman eh. hehehe… mabuti na rin at na-co-control ko na yun. Yung pagkain ko rin medyo controlado ko na ever since dumating ako from the Philippines last February. Napansin kasi ng mga kapit bahay ko na malaking tinaba ko. Napansin ko rin kasi nahirapan nakong yumuko… hehehe. At saka, di ko na masara ang mga pantalon ko ng maayos. At saka, ang sama ng hitsura ko kapag naka tuck-in ang polo shirt – bumubuka ang mga butones sa bandang tiyan. Hehehe… bihira na rin akong kumain ng prito at ng karne (walang northern meat dito sa singapore, di ko alam kung bakit). Puro fruits na lang sa gabi o kaya seafood o kaya soup. Kadalasan Seafood Soup. Hehehe… wala kasing fruit soup dito eh. Seafood Fruit? Wala rin. Sea Coconut na Dessert meron! I digress.
A PASSAGE TO INDIA
Kakadating ko lang galing ng India. Mahigit isang linggo ako sa init, alikabok at mabangong simoy ng hangin (hehehe). Height ng Summer ngayon doon at umaabot ng 43 degress C sa shade at mahigit 50 degrees C sa direct sunlight. Isipin mo na lang kung anong pakiramdam kapag sumakay ka sa kotse na nakabilad sa araw sa India… Akala ko mainit na sa Pilipinas, mayroon pa palang mas malala. Piso na lang, impyerno na. Niyaya nga akong mag-golf ng Distributor – tumaggi ako. Next time na lang… mga winter time malamang (hehehe). Pero nag 2 bottles kami sa golf club nya sa Delhi. Spoiled din ang mga golfer doon: may 2 taga-hanap ng bola, 1 caddy at 1 taga-payong at taga-hawak ng flag. Parang may basketball team ka sa fairway.
COMPUTER NA WALANG SPACE BAR
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MISSING CLASSMATES, INDIA AND THE MAGIC WALLET
nung nasa india ako, bibilhin ko sana yung pitaka na gawa sa titi ng cobra. kaya lang pang-lalaki lang ito. kasi pag pinahawak mo ito sa kamay ng babae – magiging maleta!
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
MACHINE HEADS IN SINGAPORE
deep purple will perform in singapore on may 9… baka manood ako. hehehe. kakantahin daw ni ian guillan ang “child in time” – aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaah…. hehehe.
balitang singapore:
HEADLINE sa Newspaper… isang security guard and nag-baril sa sarili pagtapos nyang barilin ang asawa niya. patay ang sekyu buhay ang asawa. hehehe… boring talaga rito.
Filipino film is tops at S’pore festival: Best Film went to Batang West Side, directed by Filipino filmmaker Lav Diaz. His five-hour epic follows the investigation into the murder of a young Filipino immigrant found dead in Jersey City in the United States.
LEYTE ON MY MIND
i used to go to leyte a lot a few years ago. ormoc in particular because we did the leyte geothermal plant for pnoc. in the early 90’s wala pang ferry from cebu to ormoc, kaya via tacloban ang flight ko from manila. we used to go around the city and visit the leyte landing site of mc arthur. nice place.
i loved the trip from ormoc to tacloban dahil maganda ang kalye at maraming nakikita. when they started the cebu ormoc ferries, it was easier to travel to site via cebu. the trip from ormoc to cebu is just 2 hours, faster and safer by water (if you compare it with the 3 hour trip by car from the tacolban airport to ormoc).
byahero din ako – i did a lot of projects in davao, dumaguete, cebu, leyte, bicol, cagayan de oro and a lot of other nameless places blurred by so many trips to unknown sites… minsan sa sobrang dami ng byahe mo, all the places you go start to look the same…
THE KNOB
My favorite joke of all time…
A lady in her late 40’s went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. Thedoctor told her of a new procedure called “The Knob.”
This small knob is planted on the back of a woman’s head and can be turnedto tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever.
Of course, the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with 2 problems: “All these years everything had been working just fine. I’ve had to turn theknob on lots of occasions and I’ve loved the results. But now I’ve developed two annoying problems. First of all, I’ve got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her and said, “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts.”
She replied, “Well, I guess that explains the goatee.”
FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD
interesting news from singapore…
despite the recession and the 9-11 attacks, singaporeans spent $ 8 billion eating out last year, 1.8 billion meals prepared by the local cooks from over 18,000 food outlets – translated, each person in the island spent $ 2,000 buying food from mostly turo-turo stores. parang kami ni jet, hanggang ngayon take out pa rin dahil wala kaming kasangkapan sa pagluto… hehehe. mahilig talagang kumain ang nga taga rito – at masarap naman ang tsibog, ang ganda ng variety at ang bilis lutuin – malay, indian, chinese, western, thailand, indonesian, japanese, etc. etc. considering that the island is smaller than quezon city – $8B of take out is really huge. kaya pala naka BMW ang mga may-ari ng turo-turo dito.
malaysia wants to renegotiate its deal of supplying water to singapore… at the moment, all our water comes from mainland malaysia. singapore currently pays 3 cents per 100 gallons on a contract that extends till 2061. the malaysians want singapore to pay 60 cents per 100 gallons… and some malaysians are calling their government to shut down the gripo, if singapore does not negotiate. abangan…
taiwanese lady government official, chu mei-feng, caught having sex on film with her married boyfriend (45 minutes of video) is having a series of 9 concerts in singapore. but promotors will lose their $10,000 government bond if any portion of the concert relates to the sex video.
america performs in singapore! wow! naalala ko tuloy si alferez.
"BOKNOY'S TRANSLATION"
“Pagkatapos ng kung ano-ano ay nagdatingan ang kung sino-sino!”
Boknoy’s translation:
“After the what-what came the who-who!”