Today is my 2nd year anniversary at Stratus Technologies where everyday, it still is pretty much #FunatWork. It makes a big difference if you get to work with colleagues you respect, don’t fuck with you when you’re not looking, and who are wicked smaaht.

sa loob ng isang biskwit ng kapalaran, tatlong kapalaran. #WTF

Mas maganda ang hitsura ng mga Asyano habang tumatanda. Eto ang patunay: Ako ay Asyano at mas matanda kay Ted Cruz (alyas Fat Wolverine) ng anim na taon. Panalo na, bakat pa ang utong.

1. Kopi/Teh: Coffee with condensed milk
2. Kopi/Teh O: Black Coffee
3. Kopi/Teh C: Coffee with evaporated milk and sugar
4. Kopi/Teh Siew Dai: Coffee with evaporated milk and a little sugar
5. Kopi/Teh Gau: Strong brewed coffee with condensed milk
6. Kopi/Teh Poh: Weak brewed coffee with condensed milk
7. Kopi/Teh C: Coffee with evaporated milk and sugar
8. Kopi/Teh C Kosong: Coffee with evaporated milk but no sugar
9. Kopi/Teh O Kosong: Coffee without sugar or milk
10. Kopi/Teh O Kosong Gau: Strong coffee without sugar or milk