What’s the story morning glory?

Posted on July 24, 2008 by batjay

dear unkyel batjay,

anong po ba ang pinakamagandang oras para makipag sex?

nagmamahal,
gentle reader

—————–

dear gentle reader,

nung teen ager ako, kahit anong oras sa akin ay magandang makipag sex. naalala ko nga noon, may makita lang akong strap ng bra, tumitigas na agad ang dapat tumigas sa akin. hirap nga pag sa jeep ito nangyari kasi hindi ako makakambyo dahil halos pumulupot ang titi ko sa tatlo kong betlog. ang irony nga ng buhay: pwede sana akong makipag sex kahit anong oras nung nagbibinata ako pero wala naman akong maka sex dahil ang bata bata ko pa. ngayon namang 42 na ako at pwede nang makipag sex kahit anong oras, hindi ko na kaya dahil ang tanda tanda ko na.

pero may asim pa rin naman ako kahit papaano. hindi ko pa kailangan na uminom nung kulay blue na tableta para magkaroon ng erection that last four hours. but to answer your question: ang paborito kong oras ay sa umaga. well rested ka na kasi at kung ikaw ay normal na lalaki, siguradong may naghihintay sa iyong gigantic hard on every time you wake up. ang tawag namin dito ay “morning glory” and everytime this happens, nagpapasalamat ako sa poong maykapal at napapasigaw ng parang sa kanta ng pearl jam… I’m still alive. Hey I, but, I’m still alive.

ingat,
unkyel batjay

32 thoughts on “What’s the story morning glory?”

joseph on July 24, 2008 at 1:12 am said:

hehehe tama ka dyan bossing bakit kaya every morning eh nagpaflag ceremony ang ating putotoy? glitch kaya yun sa pagkakagawa satin? Naalala ko minsan na pumasok yung boardmate namin na babae sa room namin tapos ako kagigising lang. Di ko siya sinampal pero lumbas syang pulang pula. hehehe nakasaludo kasi si pare hehehe

Reply ↓
Jun A on July 24, 2008 at 2:28 am said:

sa umaga pag katapos maligo…sa gabi pagkatapos mag shower

Reply ↓
tonyvalenzuela on July 24, 2008 at 3:47 am said:

Making love in your forties is still exciting , as hot as it gets ,jogging 5 times a week really helps you to strengthen your resistance in lovemaking , nice song by eddie vedder and the rest of pearl jam its makes you say “im alive” after sex with your wife of course…

Reply ↓
ever on July 24, 2008 at 7:11 am said:

mas maganda madaling araw tulog na lahat,kahit mag balibalintung ok lang lalo na pagumulan,sabay sa ingay ng tunog ng palaka…he he he

Reply ↓
R.J. on July 24, 2008 at 7:22 am said:

gustu ko rin kapag morning glory. gustu ko rin kapag walang ginagawa sa umaga at nasa bahay lang pagkatapos maligo. gusto ko bago matulog ng tanghali. gusto ko bago matulog sa gabi. dream ko rin ang magising na lang ako sa gabi dahil may nanggigising.

ay gustu ko pala kahit anong oras. hehehe. =D

Reply ↓
Gene Guzman on July 24, 2008 at 9:38 am said:

Pinakamasarap na oras at experience ko sa sex eh nung nag drive ako magmula Atlantic City, NJ to Jersey City. Nag start kaming bumiyahe around 2 am at nagkaroon bigla ng katakut takot na romansa at oral sex non-stop for almost 2 hours (take a break lang pag daan sa mga toll fee stations). It felt sooo good kasama na diyan ang adrenaline rush while doing 70-90 mph.

Reply ↓
batjay on July 24, 2008 at 9:42 am said:

obviously, hindi mo pa napanood yung eksena ni steve martin sa parenthood.

oo nga, masarap pag bagong ligo kayo pareho. presko at mabango.

Reply ↓
Jet on July 24, 2008 at 10:16 am said:

ganyan din ang sentiments mo tungkol sa pares di ba? 😀

Reply ↓
batjay on July 24, 2008 at 12:09 pm said:

hehehehe… in a certain kind of screwy way.

Reply ↓
meg on July 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm said:

Hahaha!!! Kakatawa naman ang mga post ngayon. Matanda na ko (28, matanda na ba yun?) pero namumula pa ata ako. Hehehe. Nasanay ako ng 12 midnight. Kawayan kasi ang kama namin noon at maingay talaga ito pag nagse-sex kami. Kaya’t kailangan ay tulog na ang lahat bago ang fireworks. We have long since replaced our bed but I guess old habits die hard. 🙂

Reply ↓
batjay on July 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm said:

akala ko, kaya 12 midnight ay dahil nag-iiba ang mga anyo ninyong mag-asawa.

Reply ↓
Amiash on July 24, 2008 at 7:47 pm said:

haha! cool! alam ko na ngayon ang tamang oras.

Reply ↓
tonyvalenzuela on July 24, 2008 at 8:12 pm said:

Minsan wala naman sa oras ang importante nasa mood kayong dalawa at may opportunity in making love ,lovemaking is private thing kailangan walang istorbo at bosero ,siyempre pag nasa BAHAY LODGE ka lang kadalasan gabi pag tulog ang mga miron…

Reply ↓
batjay on July 24, 2008 at 8:56 pm said:

sa bahay namin, walang miron.

Reply ↓
ray on July 24, 2008 at 9:33 pm said:

fully charged talaga pag umaga. at kung bata ka may extra battery pa ang third leg mo. Kaya siguro nakakawili ang self sex sa mga lalaki pag umaga. Nakakapagod sa kamay.

Reply ↓
apollo on July 24, 2008 at 10:41 pm said:

hmm.. anytime would do pero mas masarap pag patago lalo na kung umalis ang asawa/bf nya. hahaha! biro lang po.

Reply ↓
Lagtok on July 25, 2008 at 4:03 am said:

na-try ko yung pagkatapos na pagkatapos lang mag-dinner… di pla advisable yun. XD

Reply ↓
usagi on July 25, 2008 at 6:38 am said:

ahh… so the best pala talaga ang morning and night time ayon sa karamihan ng kalalakihan…. i wonder kung anong oras naman ang pinakamaganda sa mga kababaihan to have sex? sensya na kabilang pa ko sa mga not so experienced kaya hindi ako makapagbigay ng insight kahit gerlash ako… girls any comment? anyone?….hehehe

Reply ↓
c baker on July 25, 2008 at 11:41 am said:

The best sex for me too is in the morning dahil “loaded” ako. Hehehe Oops! Quiet na ako at baka mabatukan pa. 😀

Reply ↓
batjay on July 25, 2008 at 2:02 pm said:

oo nga puro na lang boys ang may comment. sawa na ako sa mga lalaki, sana mga babae naman ang mga comment.

Reply ↓
BlogusVox on July 26, 2008 at 2:05 am said:

For me, about an hour before dawn. Not because it’s the best time, but because it’s when our 3 y/old is in deep sleep. Katabi kasi naming matulog. Kaya kahit maingay si mrs, hindi nagigising.

Reply ↓
anni on July 26, 2008 at 4:56 am said:

anytime is best as long as circumstances permit. but early,early morning is a beautiful time…. btw, my hubby is also a notredamer, several batches ahead of you, batjay.

Reply ↓
batjay on July 26, 2008 at 8:59 am said:

hehey schoolmate. early morning is a beautiful time indeed.

Reply ↓
auee on July 26, 2008 at 11:14 am said:

Hindi ba talaga pwedeng ang sagot ay “anytime”?
;-P

Kaya I go for younger men, para sure ball. Ay teka, married pala ko…. Kaya I go for my husband, sure ball talaga.

Reply ↓
batjay on July 26, 2008 at 11:39 am said:

inversely proportional daw ang libido ng lalaki at babae, kaya nga raw mas bagay ang older woman sa young man at young woman sa older man.

any math or science major would understand.

Reply ↓
StrayDog on July 26, 2008 at 8:35 pm said:

I should make that my pickup line:

“I’m 26, you’re 34. We’re both in our sexual peaks. *wink wink*”

Reply ↓
Nica on July 26, 2008 at 10:01 pm said:

THE COMMENTS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. I CANT BREATHE. My jaw hurts from laughing. My goodness. Too funny. TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Reply ↓
anni on July 27, 2008 at 6:31 am said:

The height of a woman’s sexuality is when she is in her 40’s…

any behavioral science major would understand. 😀

Reply ↓
batjay on July 27, 2008 at 10:33 am said:

touche’

Reply ↓
auee on July 28, 2008 at 12:18 am said:

strayDog — perhaps that should be MY pickup line but as ka-BJ said, inverted lang hmmm *getting ideas here*
😀

anni — sige nga!

Hmm perhaps boy toys should come as part of company compensation packages for women…

Reply ↓
StrayDog on July 28, 2008 at 5:01 pm said:

I’d hit it up with an older lady. You know what they say, they just get better with age…. 😉

Or is it… the welds start to loosen and there’ll be rust on the seams??

Ano kayang mas appropriate na analogy? Alak o Kotse?

Reply ↓
mcvpt on August 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm said:

47 na ako. Best time siguro is pagkatapos ng matindidng dagok na away. Hindi paraiso ang buhay.

Reply ↓