42 thoughts on “About Shmidt

  1. tol,

    that’s how muslim men (mostly) like malays in singapore pee. and the reason for it is for them to wash their titi after peeing. majority of us on the other hand normally wipe it with a tissue. now you’ve learned another lesson. salute!

    all the best……bong

  2. Mya nakita akong Lola patayo kung umihi at nakasaya pa
    ala atang underwear. Mas safe daw kasi makati pag sa damuhan umupo

  3. minsan nung habang umiihi ako sa isang public urinal napatingin ako sa nakasulat sa pader. sabi – the future is in your hand, and it is very dark. taena, ang galeng, alam nya. dun namn sa pilipinas, sabi: no matter how much you squirm or squirt, the last three drops will fall on your pants. (kaya medyo naintriga ako dun sa sinabi ni bossing bong alon – kung lalaki man sya – na majority of us wipe it with a tissue. huhuhu, di pala ako involved sa majority.)

  4. Doon naman sa di nagtataas ng toilet seat, “If you sprinke when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.”

  5. to: cbs

    barako po ako walang kadudaduda! at upang walang maiwan sa dulo when you wipe it after peeing, use paper towel at huwag tissue. hygience lang ito when you wipe it kaya practice it. it’s never too late.
    keep blogging.

    regards………bong

  6. Yung mga bado (bedouin) ganyan din kung umihi. Pagkatapos ang pangpunas e hihiluran nang pee-bles. Sabi nang kaibigan naming nars, minsan buhangin ang ginagamit, mapababae o lalaki na taga-disyerto. Kaya marami ang nagkakasakit nang UTI.

  7. ang alam ko lang, umiihi ng paupo yung iba pag nagjejebs… waaaaaa…. inisip ko kung makakaihi pa kaya siya ng naka-upo sa mga cr na dugyutin.. yung may mga “foreign objects” sa uupuan..

  8. “the last three drops will fall on your pants.”

    ngyeh, medyo kelangan yata pa-extend kay Belo, huwag kay Calayan kasi nakademanda ngayon, na-deform yata yung isang client niyang nagpa-extend.

  9. # bernie Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    mas hygienic daw kapag nakaupong umiihi, sabi da.
    # John Lloy Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    mahirap umupo sa urinals..

    eheheh

    # batjay Says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    lalo na kung mataas ang pagkaka install.

    ————–
    i had a good laugh dito. tsaka pag umupo ka sa urinals… e di sa sahig din ang punta ng wewe, kita pa ng madlang pipol si manoy! nyahahaha…

  10. diba si calayan yung pinanganak nung june 12?

    bossing bj, yung about schmidt ba yung kay ndugo? tanda ko lang ata dun yung baduday ni kathy bates na lampas bewang.

    bossing bong a, gusto ko subukan yung paper towels kaso andun sya nakalagay sa kitchen, labo naman maglakad from toilet to kitchen na nakababa ang salawal, baka sabihin ng mga bisita, ay, enjoy dito, di na lang kami uuwi.

  11. yung 2 banyo namin dito sa bahay cbs, parehong may paper towels. if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s wet counters. siguro ang ibig sabihin ni bong a e toilet paper. nagdi-disintegrate kasi ang tissue pag nababasa di ba?

    oo nga, I think you’ll find why in the first 15-20 mins. of the movie.

    this is going to be the 31st comment. do people really have that much to say about how men pee? (present company included… heh)

  12. hehehehe. very observant mylabopmayn.

    31 comments on the way men pee. that says something about how the pinoy mind thinks. i love the paper towels in our toilets – both the wet and dry variety. it goes a long long way.

  13. uhmmm… we don’t have wet paper towels in our toilets Pa. we have dry paper towels, dry toilet papers and wet wipes. actually, wet feminine wipes. 😀

  14. laff trip ka talaga unkyel! bwahahaha!

    at oo nga, ang daming comment…

    sa mga nakakaalam, ano ang pinagkaiba ng urinal na katamtaman ang height (ung standard na nakikita kung saan-saan), at ang urinal na hanggang lapag?

  15. kaya sya siguro paupo umihi kasi may diperensya yung prostate nya. medyo mataas ang incidence ng enlarged prostate gland lao na sa mga me edad, kaya yung sitting position e mas epektibo para ma drain maige yung bladder, ingat lang sa pag husga mga tol

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