Q: where are you from?
A: the philippines.
Q: where’s that?
A: in asia
Q: is that near turkey?
A: you’re talking about asia minor.
Q: A Minor?
A: that’s a chord.
Q: Accord?
A: that’s a japanese car.
Q: so, the philippines is near japan?
A: exactly.
Batang Kaning Lamig
mga kwento ng romantikong overseas filipino worker
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Galing mylab!
Happy first day back at work! 🙂
Labyu!
ikaw naman mylab, ipinapa alala mo naman na back to work ako ngayon. gusto ko pang mag vacation. naiinis nga ako sa mga counterpart ko sa europe – isang buwan ata silang wala sa opis.
pero buti naman natawa ka.
labU2
Ang galing mo, KB! It doesn’t matter how clueless the person you’re talking to is — eventually you’ll lead him to the truth. 🙂 Maraming tao dapat kausapin mo yata ah…
hello gigi kapitbahay.
it’s funny how senseless stuff could lead you to the right answer.
hehehe, galing naman ng answers..and hey, on summer vacation pa ang most of europe, so be patient. ako nga, nasa office na pero parang vacation pa rin hehehe..
Hehehe, punny!!!
beli punny, sabi nga ng mga hapon.
hey analyse. i know how long the europeans take their vacations. inggit nga inggit nga ako sa mga kasama kong taga europe – sobrang haba ng mga bakasyon nila.
That’s a FUNNY one. Sana makapagbakasyon na din ako ng ganun kahaba. Wala pa akong trabaho dito sa Europa e. Feeling turista pa rin.
isipin mo na lang na nauna na ang vacation mo and the real job will follow later. enjoy it now kasi pag nagsimula ka nang mag trabaho eh talagang puro trabaho ka na.
bwaghahaha!okay ito–ang stream of thought ay illogical enough to be coherent at the end of it. teka-parang paradox yata yon ah! anyway ang pinas or anything that is happening around there is a paradox. how can you be honest kung meron kang legacy ng corruption that is so well entrenched?it’s like asking your assigned security detail to perform an execution–with you being the target.
nagtagpo din ang tama in the end, ano? Okay ah. Sabagay sabi nga ng matatanda, there are several ways to skin a cat.
Teka, bakit nga ba me ganung kasabihan? Hindi naman ginagawang kilawin ang pusa at hindi rin naman ginagawang bag.
di ba dapat ang complete na kasabihan ng mga matatanda ay: “there are several ways to skin a cat to make siopao”
Boss DengCX!!! yan ang isang gusto ko sa mga pinoy minsan – we make sense through our illogical thoughts and words.
pinaalala mo ang legacy of corruption – yan isa sigurong dahilan kung bakit ako nasa labas ng pilipinas.
legacy of corruption… eve of destruction, poetic drama ang dating no?
Ang totoo nyan nakikibasa lang ako dito tapos biglang tumugtog yung kanta ni Barry McGuire (hindi Jerry ha? at hindi din Manilow… hehehe) 😀
The eastern world, it is exploding
Violence flarin, bullets loadin
Youre old enough to kill, but not for votin
You dont believe in war, but whats that gun youre totin
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin
But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you dont believe
Were on the eve
of destruction.
i love this song.
wow, ang galing!
i shared the story with my colleagues, they were all laughing real loud.
thanks.
mga foreigner ba yung mga colleagues mo pareng growen?
ayus! orig na orig… ala ka bang planong i-compile lahat to at gumawa ng book? i can sense na magiging hit sya!
ngyehehe… book? sana.
very funny!
blog hopping from blogkadahan…
very funny!
blog hopping from blogkadahan…
very funny!
blog hopping from blogkadahan…
hi JO, hi JO, hi JO.
thank you for visiting. thank you for visiting. thank you for visiting.
sir, irerepost ko po sa fb.
nagpapaalam lang. thanks! 🙂